jojonyon:

kinomatika:

wellmanicuredman:

sextus—empiricus:

sunshien:

ahahhahaha what the fuck is wrong here is the siren damaged or something.  I’ve heard this exact siren before but never all creepy like this

actually the reason the siren sounds like that is because it’s echoing through the tall buildings of downtown chicago!

Don’t let the pretty scenery and the abundance of museums fool you, Chicago is creepy as shit.

(Source: simulatedcity)

nicholaskole:

Whilst at Staples buying a chair, I was suddenly captivated by a nearby…whiteboard. Suddenly I thought: I could be the kind of guy who has a whiteboard! I could have multicolored dry erase markers- I could write words or numbers or have meetings with diagrams! I could be that guy! That guy is a together adult! That guy can be counted on to make his deadlines and always smells faintly of new car! That guy is a successful young professional. THAT GUY HAS HIS OWN WHITEBOARD. So.

twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

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renaki:

I sent my girlfriend a cute hentai story on snapchat.

Seriously wondering how she puts up with me.

flabbey:

losing power in five nights at freddy’s

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browningtons:

matteabittner:

browningtons:

if tumblr university was a thing i wouldn’t hesitate to set it on fire 

I wouldn’t hesitate to deduce who did it, burn your dead bones after I kill you, and travel in my Tardis to do my homework at the university, so I could take as long as I want.

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fuckyeahtoronto:

misspelledlife: SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

jonnovstheinternetI’m starting to think Canadians are the best people ever

(Source: adteachings)

internetgirll:

about closing the god damn door..

(Source: cannibalbat)

metahumer:

thug life more like ugh life

Anonymous sent:

What's your favorite high school memory?

afraidof-reality:

Leaving high school

thatfunnyblog:

We should fear this guy

(Source: srsfunny)

thegestianpoet:

is this martin freeman and benedict cumberbatch

cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE

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convert your office into a horrible disaster

rhubarbes:

Mark IV by Mark Chang.

(via ArtStation - Mark IV, Mark Chang)

(Source: raffaroffa)