Anonymous sent:

This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

stilezs:

this is so real

theycallmemos:

Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

(Source: octopusmotor)

I am constantly torn between wanting to improve myself and wanting to destroy myself.
—Unknown (via cockochanel)

(Source: beautyinthebellejar)

itsstuckyinmyhead:

School and Tumblr photoset

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

(Source: my-funny-pics)

(Source: biscuitprince)

runs-on-ramen:

necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

he’s going to otter space

(Source: jajaneenee)

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

ekisaleks:

taylor-sea:

The progression of video games in a few decades.

Cube tits got hot

(Source: sonandheirofnothinginparticular)

jackanthonyfernandez:

Her stupid ass

(Source: youtube.com)

cybergata:

Coco posing on a char by Shidan de Vries on Flickr.

rangerkimmy:

totemo-kawaii—ne:

the photo was so elegant until i saw that fat pug omg ww

are you implying the fat pug makes this any less elegant because you would be wrong

dangering:

dangering:

what if cows moaned when you milked them

im so lonely

(Source: bastille)

superlydiak:

no-money-no-manners:

fmptard:

ducky-chan:

l20music:

missdoctorprofessor:

blackfoxhawkins:

b0otyclap:

solarselection:

fuckablogname:

THINGS WE WILL NEVER SEE AGAIN!

This hurt my heart

THE GAS PRICES

Right in the childhood

I said this once and I’ll say it again: The Sprite remixes were EVERYTHING

Sprite Remix needs to comeback for REAL, for real…

THE TRIX I WAS SO VERY PISSED WHEN THE FUCKING CHANGED IT AND I STILL AM

fuck you. i had moved on

the blockbuster one killed me the most

What are those things